In order to function as an “International Pornstar and Man of Mystery”, one must acquaint oneself with some of the most appalling sleazebags. One such notary, by name of Gustav, (Picture a cross between Fagin and Gollum) I met in Budapest, plying his evil trade outside a public toilet. He introduced me to the gorgeous Alexa, who was studying ballet at the Academy. Well to my shock, she turned up wearing her tutu together with sexy stockings, under her coat. Well, I’m glad to see that the world of ballet, has decided to go down the Jim Slip slutty route at last. So, after much lobbying by moi, you may be able to see performances at the Royal Opera House, such as Swan Lake, with ballerinas wearing stockings and suspenders under their tutu’s. Anyway, settle down and see the truly flexible Alexa get a good hard fucking, well at least that’s what she did to me.